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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
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Wow. I just realized that in 25 days I’m going to be officially an adult. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
On the bright side I’ll be in Disneyland…
:)
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my old roommate keeps coming in my room like she still lives here. please stop, we switched rooms for a reason.